Saturday, November 03, 2007

$10 T-Shirts, Not Quite As Often

Posted by Vanir at 10:35 PM


We've got good news and bad news about our weekly T-shirts. The bad news is that we're not going to have them every single week anymore. The good news is that we're now offering shirts for $10 (plus shipping) apiece. Just in time for you to buy one for your favorite nerd this holiday season!

There's several reasons for these changes. One is that in the whole time we've been up, we've sold a grand total of three (3) shirts. Two of them were to Yax from DungeonMastering. With that single order, Yax became responsible for the vast majority of this site's income (which, if I'm not mistaken, is about to crest $3). Thanks, Yax!!!!

What I'm trying to say here is, we're not moving any shirts. Cafepress's base prices on shirts are really insanely high, so to order any shirts we were offering you'd have to shell out almost $30. And we'd see maybe $2 of it. So we've gone with a cheaper shirt (their "value" t-shirt, which isn't quite as thick as the ones we've been selling but still nice), and only marked it up a buck so maybe we can have a little money to blow at Gen Con next year.

Since we're not moving any shirts, we're also starting to wonder how much interest there is in them. A look at our site stats shows very little activity in the shop (and no sales). We've all got a lot on our plates right now, so we've decided our time might be better spent on doing the things on the site we know people come for: that is, good quality articles and comics.

Not to say that there will be no more new t-shirts. They're still fun to make, and I think I might do a little dance and make a girlish squeal if I ever saw a random person wearing one at a convention. We will be making new t-shirts. However, we'll be doing them a lot more sporadically.

If it seems like the winds of change are starting to blow a little around here, you're probably right. When we first launched and were trying to get the word out about the site, we had several bloggers tell us "great site, hope you keep it up because a lot of them peter out". I think we're starting to see why that is, it's so easy to go at this full bore for a month or two and then get exhausted (especially when Real Life starts getting in the way). But everyone here thinks we'll be OK -- and the main reasons why are that we're starting to get a feel for what people are looking for, setting realistic expectations of what we can do, and adjusting accordingly.

It might be a little bumpy sometimes, but we'll still be here giving you something to waste your time on at work and improve your gaming experience. Thanks for reading!

P.S. every time you buy a t-shirt you save a baby owlbear from a grisly doom

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Friday, October 26, 2007

Shirt of the Week: I can has initiative?

Posted by Dante at 1:01 PM


It's so cute that you may need to make some sort of Fort save just to gaze upon it. If you're feeling confident, you may gaze upon the preview.

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Friday, October 19, 2007

Shirt of the Week: What You Smell Is Distilled Intelligence!

Posted by Dante at 12:41 AM
That's not nerd whiff. It's distilled intelligence.

Check it out!

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Friday, October 12, 2007

Shirt of the Week: Save Vs. Plot Device!

Posted by Dante at 12:58 AM
Because your players see right through your B.S. anyway.

Click here for a preview.

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Friday, October 05, 2007

Shirt of the Week: StupidRanger.com Logo Shirts!!

Posted by Dante at 1:09 AM


Special prize to the person that wears this shirt to the most conventions next year! Send pics to contact@stupidranger.com.

Click here for a preview.

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Friday, September 28, 2007

T-Shirt of the Week: BULLYWUGS RULE THE NIGHT

Posted by Vanir at 12:56 AM


ANARCHY IN THE PEAT BOG! Show those filthy monkeys you won't be oppressed any more with not one but TWO bloody amazing t-shirts! (Vanir could not bear the thought of depriving the public of a shirt with just the 'frog horns' on it.)

Click here for previews of the actual shirt designs:
Bullywugs Rule The Night
The Frog Horns

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Friday, September 21, 2007

New Shirt Friday: Celestial Porpoise!

Posted by Dante at 1:01 AM


Porpoises are known to be fierce combatants, even able to defend themselves against sharks larger than themselves. A celestial porpoise is stronger, more intelligent, and has darkvision. Summoning one ensures that you are comfortable with your own sexuality.

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Friday, September 14, 2007

New Shirt Friday: Gnomes...

Posted by Dante at 7:59 PM

Yes. There's a story to this one, but if we told you we'd have to kill you. Gygax laughed, that's all you need to know.

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Friday, September 07, 2007

Shirt of the Week: Iron Golem

Posted by Dante at 12:52 AM

Yeah, we know you've seen this one on the Internet a hundred times. But the fact of the matter is Vanir likes to draw robots. So here you go, comrade!

(P.S. - This is the same robot that regularly says: "Buy a crib shirt or I will destroy your house." Think about it. Do you have robot insurance?)

Also, we've dropped the prices across the board on our shirts and gear at the StupidMerchant so check it out and buy a shirt!

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