Regarding things one shouldn't muse about late at night...
Posted by Dante at 2:29 AM
We're getting ready to launch into a 3.5 edition Ravenloft campaign very shortly, so I found myself drudging the depths of motivation to work on what character I want to be for this thing. I didn't get too far down the selection path... being a DM so long has made me uncomfortable with the notion of selecting a single race/class combination that I have to stick with for any length of time.
After considering at length what adventuring in the Demiplane of Dread could mean, this random question popped into my head tonight and it was just too good not to ask you all:
Do zombie vegetarians still want to eat brains?
I think chances are good that the answer is yes, however they will readily substitute it for cauliflower.
This also got me thinking about Jonathan Coulton's Re: Your Brains. Everyone should go buy his music right now, all the time. I would really love to get the chance to hang out with him someday, but chances of that are very remote!
Have a very zombie-riffic weekend!
After considering at length what adventuring in the Demiplane of Dread could mean, this random question popped into my head tonight and it was just too good not to ask you all:
Do zombie vegetarians still want to eat brains?
I think chances are good that the answer is yes, however they will readily substitute it for cauliflower.
This also got me thinking about Jonathan Coulton's Re: Your Brains. Everyone should go buy his music right now, all the time. I would really love to get the chance to hang out with him someday, but chances of that are very remote!
Have a very zombie-riffic weekend!
Labels: Dante, rpgbloggers, silly
7 Comments:
Zombie Vegetarians eat GRAAAIIINNS!
A friend of mine hangs with JoCo on a fairly regular basis (whenever he tours in the area), but then again, she's also good friends with Weird Al.
I would think especially stupid people would taste like cauliflower
@Dave: I think I want to be friends with your friend. And her friends.
@Ktrey: I about spit Diet Coke all over my screen when I read this, good one!
@Francois B: LOL!!
@dante (re: ktrey) That's a pretty old joke, that one.
Erm, so I guess I'm first-time posting? Well, I like D&D, just introduced to it in February, and looking to DM myself sometime. So... cool. I like reading you guys.
Jonathan Coulton is The Man. Capitalized.
As for the zombies, I think they'd just eat brains anyway. I mean, vegetarianism is a choice, not a natural state of being; a zombie doesn't think about what it's going to eat, it just eats.
However, it's possible that zombies actually prefer meat, in which case they might avoid vegetarians on the grounds that they taste like broccoli.
re the zombie joke:
My sister, after hearing the real answer to the joke, said "I thought for sure you were going to say 'Vegetables'!"
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